Here are some of our most famous laughs

Top 10 Answers Men Would Most Like To Give To Women's Stupid Questions, But
Never Will
10. No, we can't be friends, I just want to use you for sex.
9. The dress doesn't make you look fat, its all the fucking ice-cream and
chocolate you eat that makes you look fat.
8. You've got shit chance of me calling you.
7. No, I won't be gentle.
6. Of course you have to swallow.
5. Well yes actually, I do this all the time.
4. I hate your fucking friends.
3. I have every intention of using you, and no intention of speaking to you
after tonight.
2. I'd rather watch a stick movie.
1. Eat it? It took me 10 schooners to get up the courage to fuck it.

Q: What is the difference between Ryan and a bucket of shit?

A: A bucket



Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?

To stop the snoring before it starts.



How can you tell when ryan is planing for the Future?

He buys two bottles of alcohol instead of one



Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.



What is the difference between a man and a catfish?

One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.



What do you have when you have two little balls in your hand?

A man's undivided attention.



Why do men name their penises?

Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all

their decisions.



What's the difference between a porcupine and a Corvette?

The porcupine has pricks on the outside.



What is a man's view of safe sex?

A padded headboard.



Why did God create man?

Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.



What is a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.



Do you know why men have holes in the end of their penises?

So oxygen can get into their brains



What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?

The man.



What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date?

Slow.



What's easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?

A snowwoman is easier to make, because with a snowman you have to hollow out

the head and use all that extra snow to make its testicles and dick.



What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they get drunk!



What's the most effective birth control device?

Laughing at their swang



How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.When

they're done, they're limp



Why are men with pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.

They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.



Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.



What's the difference between a man and a dog?

One likes to sniff chicks butts and hump their legs and the other is a dog.



Did you hear about the woman who finally figured men out?

She died laughing before she could tell anybody.



Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to

stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something

you'd like to have dinner with.